Don’t Touch Porcelain / Don’t Cause Trouble 不要乱碰瓷 by 红刺北 Hong Ci Bei (HE)

Ye Su transmigrates into a xianxia novel and, to fit in, diligently cultivates and follows the local customs. In her free time, she watches the main couple’s love story unfold — full of breakups and makeups. Her life is full and lively, with plenty of melodramatic idol dramas to enjoy.

To her surprise, a small snake from the demon realm disguises itself as a human and joins the Qianji Sect as a disciple. Unfortunately, this snake is weak in cultivation, with demonic energy overflowing, and its tail frequently slips out without warning. As someone who values peace and equality across the Three Realms, Ye Su often has to help hide its demonic aura and cover its tail to prevent it from being killed by the sect.

Ye Su: I’m so tired.

A powerful demon, You Fushi, sneaks into the Qianji Sect, often deliberately exposing his demonic nature in an attempt to cause trouble. However, there’s a strange person in the sect who, whenever he leaks his demonic energy, shields it with true qi, and the other sect members remain completely unaware. Growing bolder, You Fushi reveals his true form, scaring the righteous cultivators to death. But when his snake tail finally appears, that same strange person wraps his robes around it and even touches his tail underneath the robes!

“Sure enough, the Qianji Sect is full of hypocritical people! They won’t even spare a snake!!!”

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Ye Su transmigrated into the novels of fairy tales, went to the countryside to follow the customs, and worked hard to cultivate immortals. In her spare time, she watched the male and female protagonists falling in love, separate and reunite.

She had a good life, and she still had to watch dog-blood idol dramas. Never expected that there would be a little snake in the demon world pretending to be a human being, and come to Qianji Sect to be a disciple, but this little snake’s skills are not good enough, full of monster aura, and the snake’s tail often pops out inadvertently.

As a person who loves peace and is equal in the three realms, in order to prevent this little snake from being beheaded by master, Ye Su has to help him cover up his evil spirit and block the snake’s tail from time to time.

Ye Su: I feel tired.

When the big demon sneaked into Qianji sect when he was wandering, he often deliberately exposed himself as a demon and wanted to take the opportunity to make trouble, but there was an inexplicable person in Qianji sect.

The other Qianji sect didn’t notice the evil spirit at all.

You Fushi didn’t do anything, just showed his real body, scaring the group of upright people to death, only to show a snake’s tail, that person wrapped himself in his robe, and even touched his tail under his robe! Sure enough, the people of Qianji sect are a group of sanctimonious old-fashioned critics, even snakes are not spared! ! !

(Credit : Cnsub Novel)

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