Teacher, Quickly Get Into My Bowl 老师,快到我碗里来 (老师,那里不能亲) – 桃桃一轮 Tao Tao Yi Lun (HE)


Ru Ye covering with her hands, “ai…..cannot kiss there…..!”

“Who says so?”

“Teacher says so!”

“…….I am also your teacher!”

“…….there also cannot….”

“Don’t want your thesis to be signed?”

“Don’t want means don’t want!”

“Don’t wish to graduate?”

“….you…you…!”. Ru Ye in exasperation pounces onto the evil tutor.

“…Yao Ru Ye….cannot kiss there…”

Quitting her golden rice bowl job, Yao Ru Ye followed her boyfriend to Nanjing and was dumped shortly thereafter.

At the lowest point in her life, alone and destitute, Ru Ye has to quickly find a part time job to feed herself and fund her studies in graduate school. She goes for a job interview and meets She Tan Zhou. He was an observer among the panel of interviewers, and unknowingly also soon to become her professor. Arrrr…..so, it was love at first sight?? But alas, it wasn’t. The interview ended badly with her giving him a slap in the face!!

In the company where his family is the majority shareholder, Tan Zhou instructed the management to hire Ru Ye even after the stinging slap.

In the university, Tan Zhou decided to take Ru Ye under his tutorship although it was the first time he has taken a female student under his wing, not to mention that her results were the worst.

After being dumped, Ru Ye lost her self confidence and stupidly thinks she’s not good enough to attract any men of substance. At 26, and getting desperate, she thinks she’s about to be left on the shelf. So, she goes on countless of blind dates only to have most of them foiled by Tan Zhou.

And so, the joyride begins for poor poor Ru Ye…..how can she think she can escape after slapping a “fu-hei” without getting back  a tit for a tat…..



10 Responses

  1. XinnXinn
    XinnXinn June 16, 2013 at 2:40 am |

    She Tan Zhou, Yang Lan Hang, Song Zi Yan……
    Yang Lan Hang, Song Zi Yan, She Tan Zhou….

    Eeny, meeny, miny, mo…..who is the fu-hei-est of them all??

    Why weren’t any of my professors like these men??

    A professor-student love story, plenty of laughs and refined humour with a very touching side story of a long lost sister to boot.

    She slapped him in the face during the interview when he asked her “..in the shortest possible time, what can you do to attract everybody’s attention?”

    She puked during the first day of class and rumours circulated wildly that the sight of him made her vomit!!!

    She grabbed his leg and bit his ankle like a crazy dog, because it was raining hard and she mistakenly thought he was her ex-boyfriend.

    She accidentally pulled his pants off because she tripped and had to hold onto something for balance…..that something was his pants….

    What else was she capable of? Plenty more from where it came……

    Ru Ye measures the sizes of both their faces but only to have Tan Zhou declare that her face is so large that her Samsung phone is not big enough. He says she needs to use an iPad for a phone!!!

    This book is tremendously enjoyable, great for a good laugh….I loved every reading moment of it.

  2. Peanuts
    Peanuts June 16, 2013 at 2:49 pm |

    Welcome home xinn xinn! A lady of leisure also has her busy days, lol. I am on holiday but cannot read book bcos I am stuck with my lousy iPad. How you copy and paste into google translate? It is just too hard work, I give up.

    I think you have a bad crush on old men, all the uncles and now teachers, lol. Later it will be grandpa and headmaster, haha…I do not like teacher bcos they are annoying and I’d have never have one who I like. I like CEO, boss, manager etc. since u like teacher so much, go and read wrong sparkle and so what you are my teacher.

  3. XinnXinn
    XinnXinn June 17, 2013 at 4:32 am |

    Lucky devil you, holidays and all……

    But truth be told, I never liked teacher-student plots until Yang Lan Hang came into my life. However, I still draw the line, the teacher has to be at least a university professor, otherwise, no go. That’s why I’m still hesitant about Wrong Sparkle unless I’m wrong, it’s romance btw high school teacher and student, right?

    You’re right about my uncles, I love CEO uncles, military uncles, banker uncles, triad uncles…….arrghhhhh……OMG, I hv a fetish for uncles……

    You’re right about the iPad too. I hv to sling up my poor arm soon, it’s all numbed up right thru to my finger tips from the continuous copying n pasting movements.

    I’ve not done any serious reading lately, going to check out the book which you mailed me some wks back and maybe, so what you’re my teacher.

  4. Peanuts
    Peanuts June 17, 2013 at 6:52 am |

    I am in the cafe eating dessert and drinking tea, after my facial. Argh life as a lol is great, so jealous of you, lol. I m flying to Beijing this fri. Bah I cannot read Chinese or else I will stock up on my Chinese books. But I gonna buy Shan Shan, heehee..

    Wrong sparkle is a professor I think but they knew each other since kids I think so he is also an uncle, haha. The girl is not stupid, quite spunky, I like her. I think the mum caught them in bed, lol. I think the high school teacher is so what you are my teacher. I am reading loving you is the best thing that happened in my life.

  5. XinnXinn
    XinnXinn June 17, 2013 at 7:48 am |

    Beijing – good for you…..did I tell you that Uncle Nie Wei Yang (I Want To Go Far Away) is in Beijing too?? If you happen to bump into him, pls remember he’s mine and tell him that I’m headed there too end October…..lol….

    Loving you is the best thing that happened in my life – title sounds so romantic, which book is this?

    And thanks for clarifying the two teacher books, that being the case, I will check out Wrong Sparkle.

  6. Phong Nhi
    Phong Nhi August 10, 2013 at 11:22 am |

    “She slapped him in the face during the interview when he asked her “..in the shortest possible time, what can you do to attract everybody’s attention?”” ~~> OMG, it’s just a normal question, why did she slap him? ~.~

  7. XinnXinn
    XinnXinn August 10, 2013 at 12:16 pm |

    At that moment, Ru Ye was already very mad at the interviewers becoz she was the last candidate to be interviewed and by then, all the interviewers were looking very bored and uninterested and she knew that she does not stand a chance of getting the job at all.

    So, the last straw that broke the camel’s back was when during the interview, Tan Zhou asked her “in the shortest time possible, what can you do to attract everybody’s attention?”. Her answer was the ‘slap’ to his cheek. In that very short time, that slap certainly attracted everybody’s attention!!! And that slap got her the job!!!

  8. Phong Nhi
    Phong Nhi August 13, 2013 at 3:13 am |

    OMG, such a scary and violent girl =))

  9. Melanie
    Melanie October 31, 2013 at 9:27 am |

    The story sounds hilarious. Is there an audiobook? If not, can someone who has already read this summarize the story for me? Thanks!

  10. XinnXinn
    XinnXinn November 1, 2013 at 4:19 am |

    I doubt there’s an audiobook although I did not go searching for it.

    This is a comedy without angst, so how to summarise? The summary in the synopsis and my first comment is as good as it gets (I think), if i go any further, I will be translating the book already, lol…….

    But really, this book is great for a good laugh……

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