Xiao Ding was originally a glittering, round golden cauldron from the Nine Heavens. One day, she transmigrated into a small web novel titled I Am Shizun’s Top-Tier Cauldron.
She wholeheartedly expected to continue her old trade, only to find she had become a beautiful young girl with fair skin, a slender waist, and long legs.
Xiao Ding: ???
After going back to read the original text, she realized that “cauldron” in this context was not the same as a real one. The original heroine was hopelessly in love with her cold, aloof master, but the master only viewed her as a tool for cultivation.
After over a hundred chapters of indescribable events, the heroine is drained of her last shred of spiritual energy, ruthlessly abandoned, and dies a miserable death on the very night her master marries his true love.
Xiao Ding: …
She decides to stay away from the s*umbag, play to her strengths, and refine pills to save herself.
Later, the master severs his meridians. In the original plot, the heroine was used to heal him. Xiao Ding spits out a top-tier celestial pill: “Heaven-Defying Spring-Returning Pill. Original price is one hundred thousand spiritual stones; for you, the ‘family price’ is one million.”
Master: ?
Later still, the master damages his primordial spirit. In the original plot, the heroine was used to extend his life. Xiao Ding: “Ten-Ingredient Great Tonic Bolus. Original price is five hundred thousand spiritual stones; for you, the ‘family price’ is ten million.”
Master: ??
And even later, the master is afflicted with a love poison. In the original plot, the heroine was used as the antidote. Xiao Ding: “Sunflower Root-Severing Pill. This one, I can give you for free.”
Master: ???
Unable to bear it any longer, the master blocks her mouth: “Shut up… and open your mouth.”
The male lead is unrelated to the original male lead.
The protagonist is a “group-favorite” Mary Sue who literally has a cauldron in her stomach and a heaven-defying cheat.
Content Tags: Dedicated Love, Xianxia/Cultivation, Sweet, Transmigration Key Phrases: Protagonist: Xiao Ding One-sentence summary: Stewing Shizun in an iron pot. Theme: Everyone has their own talent to offer the world.
(Credit : loveeatea)