If You Still Like This, I’ll Call the Police/ Can I Not Marry?/ Days of Cohabitation with the President 你再这样, 我就报警了! / 可不可以不嫁人 / 和总裁同居的日子 by 忆锦 Yi Jin (HE)


In the past when someone mention getting married, Du Lei Si (Durex) will certainly feel fearful enough to flee.

What is so good about getting married? Organising a wedding ceremony is akin to spending money like running water.  After giving birth, you must also raise the child. If you don’t maintain yourself well, you will get out of shape.

As a result, maybe a vixen will grab your husband and take away your baby.

Not getting married! Definitely not getting married!

However,  fate is like this. Whatever you are afraid of,  unfortunately it will give to you.

I was walking on the street, minding my own business. Yet, it is also possible to encounter a stranger proposing marriage. He placed a dazzling diamond ring right in front of me. This handsome guy kneed down with one leg and looked at me with such sincere expression: “Miss, would you please marry me?”

This, this is like which drama?

After pondering over it, this surely must be a stunt from whichever television station’s new program. Invite a celebrity to pretend to be a passer-by  to propose marriage. This year with the economic crisis, being a producer is not easy.

Thus, out of kindness, I accepted the diamond ring.  Only to find out that all these are actually real! The diamond ring is really and truly geniune diamond from South Africa. Moreover, the groom is also a genuine rich man!

Actually this is just like the legend of marrying into a rich and powerful family? I always feel in front there is the belly black President who is like a ruthless wolf watching me attentively, and if I am not careful, he willl tear me apart and shallow me into his belly. Whereas behind there is the crowd who do not know the truth, standing in a circle and watching as the drama unfolds.  I still have not explained clearly but Mrs. President’s fame has already spreaded quickly from mouth to mouth.

This time, Du Lei Si really feels regret.

Who can tell me, can I not marry ah?


[Ebook][Radiodrama Completed] [Có cần lấy chồng không?][Eng Translation][가불가이불가인]


6 Responses

  1. Nutella
    Nutella October 16, 2013 at 5:03 am |

    Peanuts, I want to feel really angry at you ah, but I never can! You keep posting my types of books, and then you want me to just turn a blind eye? How will I do that? This is like torture *sobs* You should take pity on your meimei!

    *Sigh* One day I will read this when I finish Hey, Let The Girl Go and You Dare Marry Me~

    P.S. When I first read the heroine’s name I laughed for like 5 minutes straight XD

  2. Nutella
    Nutella October 16, 2013 at 8:33 am |

    Haha, I am forever thankful to my elders for translating many pretty things for me m(__)m I was going to cheat but then I felt bad, plus my book was already winning so I didn’t bother… but now I feel bad for the other books that got left alone~

    Yeah, I’ll think I’ll try listening to the radiodrama for this book, I’ll look mental trying to not laugh on the bus, but that’s ok.. and yeah, people will have to deal with stinky me for the sake of this book ^w^

    Oh my god, her parents are so mean to her to give her that name, do they have a deep grudge against her or something la? I mean… her whole life got ruined because of her name! But since handsome men just pop from the earth and propose to her maybe it’s not so bad XD

  3. XinnXinn
    XinnXinn October 19, 2013 at 9:48 am |

    This book is full of slapsticks without a main plot, so it’s to be read without expectations, just like the title implies, it chronicles Du Lei Si’s daily life after Lian Jun tricked her into marrying him. Good for a hearty laugh, but some readers may get irritated with Du Lei Si’s stupidity and antics.

    Miss Condom is so very like Qin Qing (of Kao!), both characters are so similarly written, both are equally stupid. And yes, Lian Jun is ‘almost’ like FT, why I say ‘almost’ is becoz FT is still too special, so I don’t think both can be equated side by side. (Haha….I’m so biased!!!)

    But really, some parts are so hilariously funny, for eg., Lei Si apple polishing Lian Anna (the mother-in-law), almost tickled me to death.

    Thanks, shifu for posting the book, just what I need to wean off my travel fatigue.

  4. starrynightlov3
    starrynightlov3 June 29, 2019 at 10:10 am |

    Like XinnXinn mentioned not much plot to go by and FL’s IQ was totally bothering me. I couldn’t finish the novel. Excellent translation by Suteki Da Na.

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